do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
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your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
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have you ever been so attracted to someone that it made you want to cry
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OH GOD MY SISTER HAD A PLATE OF COOKIES AND I SHOUTED ‘MINE’ AND WENT TO GET ONE BUT MY HAND WAS CURLED INTO A FIST AND I PUNCHED THE PLATE AND COOKIES WENT EVERYWHERE ADN THE PLATE FLIPPED OFF THE COFFEE TABLE AND SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE A MONSTER OH GOD
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